Creamy Sleeping Bag


a person with an uncirc-mcised p-n-s who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
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i went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so i could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

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