Creamy Taco
the very pinnacle of foaming gash, an unforgettably juicy p-ssy that’s craving a good d-cking. an irresistible level of moisture in and around the goods, but not a complete gusher; just enough to make a small but satisfying squelch when the shaft slips inside.
-moments after last nights tail gingerly steps out of the crib, and hails the taxi-
room mate: ‘how was she? she looked like a good f-ck.’
lucky fella: ‘f-ck me mate, she was beyond h-rny; she had a proper creamy taco’
room mate: ‘jammy b-gg-r’
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