Creamy Tuna Surprise
a creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her sn-tch a few minutes prior.
chet: yo braaaa! where ya been?
devin: dude i just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her sn-tch.
chet: cool braaa! how was it?
devin: dude, i didn’t eat that box there was a creamy tuna surprise waiting for me. what a nasty ho!
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