creamy yarmulke
when a man m-st-rb-t-s in the shower and shoots c-m up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing hava nagila that is a creamy yarmulke.
chaim couldn’t get laid at the bar mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.
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