Creation Museum
1) a $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.
2) a “museum” in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (taking a page out of jur-ssic park)
3) a mark of embarr-ssment for the united states.
4) a source of mental r-t-rdation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.
person a:have you been to the creation museum in kentucky?
person b: do i look mentally r-t-rded?
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