creation of a pussy
seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a p-ssy to their design.
first was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as h-ll,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
sixth was a preacher,
whose name was mcgee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f-cked it,
and called it a c-nt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a p-ssy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
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