Credit or debit?
a coded phrase used to let a friend know that they their b-tt crack is clearly defined by the garment they are wearing on their -ss (e.g. pants, skirt, bathing suit, etc.), without letting others know the message. the -ssociation being that a wedgie resembles a card swiping machine that one would use to pay with a credit or debit card.
as gabrielle stepped out of the pool, i noticed she had a severe wedgie. so to save my friend any embarr-ssment, i quickly yelled ” hey gabrielle, credit or debit?” whereas she responded with a quick picking of the wedge.
before completing a credit or debit, you must ask credit or debit sir/ma’am, slide ones hand through the center crack of another individuals -ss crack.
yesterday i was asked credit or debit, and i answered debit innocently and unsuspectingly got a credit or debit then a hand swiped up my -ss crack. then screamed, “i like it rough”.
a question asked by a friend or p-sserby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.
credit: hit up the -ss
debit: hit in the b-lls
when that skater got hit i asked:
“credit or debit?”
“credit card” he answered.
i got credit carded yesterday. now my -ss hurts
(true)
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