Creeper ‘stache
pr-nounced creeper stash. it is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. it can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
not all men with mustaches are creeps. however, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.
winnie: “i knew it from the start. i saw his creeper ‘stache, and i turned tail and ran.”
carla: “it’s just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. who in their right mind would want one?”
a mustache that develops on adolescents who can’t grow a full beard, giving the appearance of fuzz; which looks creepy, especially in a light colous.
“yo, buddy, shave that creeper-stache off, you will never pick up chicks lookin’ like that!”
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