creepiness ratio
the ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.
the ratio is (age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (age-7)-2 for maximum age.
the creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.
at age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.
at age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.
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