creepnocular


binocular used for the purpose of viewing the opposite s-x in a creepy s-xual way. the magnification of creepnocular allows a creep to see the subject of their desire much more clearly and creepily than with the naked eye. the creepnocular user will claim to be looking at bird life or a distant watercraft while actually enjoying a close up view of a young woman’s bikini line.
don’t forget your creepnoculars when you go on a warm weather vacation.
i have an amazing view of that cougars crotch spiders in my creepnoculars !

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