creepy e
a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new “office meat.” somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his “ride” at stoplights and junior high schools.
uses such pickup lines as “im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?” and “make way for the princess!”
hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?
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