Creepy VonCreepenstein
n. the overly aggressive male at your local watering hole that possesses little tact and even less self-awareness. this gentleman is often referred to as lurch, creeper, stalky mcstalkerton and ew.
when in close proximity of a cvc, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to slip you a dose of rufinol appropriate for an ox-cart toting beast. cvc’s are typically listed on your neighborhoods s-x offender registry.
“hey, can we bail soon? creepy voncreepenstein over there is giving me the date rape gaze.”
“did you see that guy lurching over amanda? what a creeper!”
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