Creme Egg
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into another’s poo. when the victim goes to the toilet next there will be s-m-n seeping from their sh-t.
while on the toilet after a long night of -n-l s-x, wendy noticed that phil’s s-m-n was in her p–p. she had been creme egg’d
giving, an act of love
“dude, i just gave her a creme egg!”
a simultaneous -j-c-l-t–n and fart. accidental or intentional.
s-xy babe: urgh, dave! you’ve creme egged in my eye. i can’t see or breath!
the use of a creme egg as a s-x toy
ease the egg into the vsginal melting pot and wait … and a bit longer … and a little bit longer … then explore with the tongue until the melted egg spills it’s contents then the fun begins.
slide in the creme egg, melt it and lick it out, it’s messy but someone has to do it.
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