crémeux


prounounced ‘crom-wahr’, crémeux is the kinky french word for partic-p-ting in s-xual acts involving whipped cream.
(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

shop -ssistant: “ahh! doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?”

woman: “i’m sorry, i don’t speak barstard!”

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