crespo
a person who exhibits exceptional musical talent, as in jimmy crespo, lead guitarist for aerosmith.
wow, he is a musical genius, such a crespo!
acting in a selfish, greedy, or dirtbag-ish fashion.
ed smoked the blunt, but didn’t throw down on it. what a crespo move.
to tell your friends that you’re going home, but not actually do it.
ted- “f-ck this, i’m going home!”
blair- “way to pull a crespo you piece of sh-t.”
to m-st-rb-t- creepily, more specifically in a public area.
derived from puerto rican singing sensation elvis crespo, who was recently accused of masturbating under an airplane blanket next to a woman on his airplane.
to complete a crespo completely, one should later deny any accusations that follow.
“ca…cabron que carajos estas haciendo? te stas tirando un crespo aki mismo a mi lado?”/ “no me acuerdo”
“dude i just pulled a crespo in lecture today”
a brand of f-cking tasty olives innit. i get mine as tescos.
me: p-ss me that jar of delicious crespo brand olives, f-g.
see james white
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