crevice crunchy


a rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl’s v-g-n- and dried up. rare, but powerfully repulsive.
roughly 35% of your standard sorost-tutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the uggs boots anyway…gotta check first, guys.

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