crewtard


a person who rows on a crew team and has made crew his or her life, blowing off school work or not hanging out with friends because they have practice or a race instead.
hey man, you wanna hang out after school?
sorry, i can’t. i have crew practice.
oh come on man. don’t be such a crewtard!
a crewtard is a nascar crew chief that is so stupid, every mechanic on the team could do a better job.
“we run like a bag of trash every week because our crewtard thinks he is smarter than everyone else in the garage.”

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