crezt whitening strip
crezt whitening strip is a hybrib of the dirty sanchez
when you are doin your girl from behind and you proceed to blow your load up her -ss, take two fingers in a hook fashion pull some of your man juice out and wipe it across her teeth like a crezt whitening strip hence the definition cezt whitening strip.
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