Crib Parade


the spectacle of concentrated groups of s-xy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of hollywood.

a gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
“dude, look at all these fine women. it’s a f’n’ crib parade in here.”

“the playboy mansion is the ultimate crib parade.”

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