cribbly


a way of describing how ones bacon can be cooked. a mixture between medium and well done part crispy.
‘i would ike my bacon cribbly’
-this is a synonym for “extremely creepy and f-cked up”
-the type of creepy that could describes a pedophile stalker. hence the “crib” part of the word
-it however does not have to be used in just the above situation.
kid: hey i got an invitation for a sleepover at neverland!!!

kid’s older brother: h-ll no!! you can’t go. the sh-t that happens there is f-cking cribbly
cribblies are tiny parasitic insects that live in co-rs- human body hair, such as pubic hair.
they spread through close body contact, most commonly s-xual contact.
amy- matt why are you itching so much?
matt- i think i caught cribblies

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