cricketting
the subtle act of stimulating your p-n-s using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.
dude did you see the girl in the front row, i couldn’t stop cricketting, i got j-zz in my shoes now
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