Crickmonster


those specifically originating from pittsburgh, typically sporting mullets, acid wash jeans, and speaking pittsburgheze. not to be mistaken for yinzers, crickmonsters are known for their poor english, unsightly appearance, and obnoxious behavior. can be found in close proximity to the crick (creek).
this arena is full of crickmonsters in their high-tops and cratered faces.

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