Criftinistic


a word to describe anything that can’t be explained.
“wow! that’s so criftinistic!”

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    greasy or smooth like blackkingqueens sniped five dregs and that was crisco. 13 more definitions lubricant used in fisting. the bouncer at joey’s bar where gays hung out always knew what louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him. crisco is a lard subst-tute that can be found in […]

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    to choke yourself/partner during intercourse or masturbation or intentionally restrict the oxygen to the brain for pleasure “she’s a proper little dirty. into getting her gas cut” “when we f-ck how about cutting the gas?”

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    men that are extreemly good at darts. you can recognise them on there big beard and manhood. you can not find anouther man more beutiful on the inside and out, than a dartpunker. if you meet a dartpunker you must bow for his presens, such a gracefull crature is hard to find. a dartpunker is […]

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    a more specific when and where with a get to the point kind of question. perfect for when you’re in a hurry and want to set a meeting quickly. or when some f-ckboy tries to ask you out. or when you’re bored and you want to find some n-gg-s to chill with. boy: um, hey […]

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    see champagne socialist , upper-cl-ss / rich people who’ve read marx and want a socialist revolution, as long as the bollinger still flows. taken from the british tv series “absolutely fabulous.” “she’s such a bolli bolshevik, only she would march against tuition fees in a burberry coat and louboutins.” “that guy’s such a bolli bolshevik, […]


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