crime-a-lator
a piece of forensic equipment or forensics software used in procedural dramas that does not exist in the real world. often used to solve a crime when the writers aren’t intelligent or creative enough to have the characters use real world crime solving techniques.
did you see “bones” last night? they put a fragment of wrist bone in the crime-a-lator to create a full facial reconstruction of the victim.
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