Crime


a breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

can be determined by the following formula:

(education + wealth + number of jobs + number of businesses) / sucess

is as proportional to race as george w. bush is to intelligence.
bernie mac on crime in the movie “head of state”:

“there’s no such thing as white-collar crime. and there’s definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. crime is crime. let me explain something to you. i don’t care if you have a white collar or a tank top. if you rob me, i’m gonna whup your -ss.”
criminals robbing innocent mothaf-ckas everytime
what is the meaning of crime?
is it criminals robbing innocent mothaf-ckas everytime?
(n) word meaning the act of breaking the rules or ordinances imposed by the senior citizens in power. sorry bout the pr-nounciation. cry-me? what? that’s two syllables.
you can’t burn down the nursing home, err, city hall! that’s a crime.
it is a corona and lime
guy1: dude, you’ve had to many crimes tonite
guy2: im wasted !
guy1: haha well at least save some limes for the rest of us!
(n) noun: anachronism for an elite group of pwners.

meaning: citizens ragging on incompetent morrons for entertainment
on and for are lower case cause they are t3h suck.

origin of werd: antietam pa

werd master: eskimoe
guy 1: my friends and i are a bunch of c.r.i.m.e.
guy 2: wtf?
guy 1: citizens ragging on incompetent morrons for entertainment! :p
guy 2: …
guy 1: we pwn all and make them feel bad.
guy 2: …
guy 3: i gots me some bacon.
(v.) to misquote, twist and then respond obscenely. i wish that i could get this computer working can’t get it working due to incompetince?

man, person1 just got crime’ed
(n) a word to describe a group of black people.
redlegion should be gangraped by a crime of n-gg-rs.

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