criminail


1. a portmanteau of criminal and nail. generally a nail that has some sort of fungal infection, which is widely accepted as bad for a nail, therefore it is a criminal, which should be treated with curanail.

2. a general insult based on this.
1. that nail is a criminail, why not use curanail?

2. shut up, you criminail.

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