Criminal pumpkin


its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its january), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).
you are such a criminal pumpkin!

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