Criminal Way Christ


a band that is on the way up. the band members consist of:

david – lead vocalist/bad keyboardist
danny – bad drummer
bruan – bad guitarist

we currently practice a variety of genres including:
electronic folk noise death black hair metal
we hope to record an alb-m later this year using all of these styles for an amazing experimental alb-m!
guy 1: hey man, you heard that latest band criminal way christ?

guy 2: h-ll yeah, they are b-tchin’

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