Crimp Cable
just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, cr-p, sh-t, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
example 1: roger felt his -n-s pucker and he new he was about to crimp cable.
example 2: hey joe. where is stan. he was here a minute ago. joe: he will be right back. he had to go crimp cable.
example 3: dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. he knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. he quickly announced that he needed to run crimp cable and would return shortly.
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