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  an extremely small p-n-s most often completely lacking testes. similar to a microp-n-s except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. it is called crip d-ck because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never […]

• testicular bitch slap

  to whip our your b-lls and b-tch slap a hoe with them. d-mn that b-tch just got testicular b-tch slapped by that guy.

• The Chiropractor

  verb, maneuver while masturbating, grabbing ones t-st-cl-s and pulling backwards as far as one can up the back. i thought jess was giving himself a reach around, turns out he was doing the chiropractor. a maneuver in which you fake throwing out your back to get out of b-tt s-x sl-t: why did you stop […]

• gotsnone

  perfect answer to anyone asking for something you ain’t got. it would be great to give more money to them debt collectors but most of us gotsnone.

• The Cormier

  the act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a d-ld-) making the female suspect that you’re “in her” but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack […]

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