Crimson Custard Bucket


a v-g-n- that is on the rag (having it’s period). it may even have bl–dy chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. the p-ssy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive – but not really very much so at this particular moment.

actually eating (going down on) a ‘crimson custard bucket’ would most likely result in acquiring red wings
guy to gf: honey can we do the wild thing?
gf to guy: i’d love to – but only if you’re willing to plunge into the crimson custard bucket .
another nickname for the v-g-n-.
i blew my load all over her crimson custard bucket.

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