Crimson Whale Punch


(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bl–dy jet of s-m-n and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
i accidently gave jan a crimson whale punch last night. there was definitely some blood mixed in with the s-m-n.

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