cringeometer
when someone says, acts, or is cringe-worthy, the level of how much cringe was generated is rated on a scale from 1 to 80 with 80 being so cringe-worthy that pain is felt by the surrounding people.
martin: what did the egg say when it got turned up? om lit!
oliver: -dies-
jerry: omg that scored an 80 on the cringeometer, please stop.
martin: eggcelent idea!
jerry: -dies-
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