/adj./ an amalgam of cringing and being nostalgic at the same time.
i was being crinstalgic after listening to my old playlist last night.
the g-yest c-nt out there. divnal was feeling josh’s b-lls. eww he’s so g-y.
- the freds
the bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in florida. conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd b-tt and swamp -ss. i was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my p–p shoot out asap!
to absolutely destroy something, beat it into the ground, completely annihilate. can also be used to demonstrate how thoroughly you’ve beaten somebody in a compet-tion such as a game or sport. we smashtasticated them guys at football last night! that dog got smashtasticated by that car! i’m gonna smashtasticate this guy with a baseball bat.
opposite of a teto someone that pulls no girls and has a weak shoe game derek is not a teto hes a wewa !!! slang for wewahitchka>a small (sh-tty)town just east of panama city fl.known for it’s drug addicted dumb–ss hog-hunting redneck inbreeders and mother-son s-xual encounters.and 2nd cousin marriages resulting in semi-r-t-rded children .who […]