/adj./ an amalgam of cringing and being nostalgic at the same time.
i was being crinstalgic after listening to my old playlist last night.
the g*yest c*nt out there. divnal was feeling josh’s b*lls. eww he’s so g*y.
- the freds
the bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in florida. conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd b*tt and swamp *ss. i was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my p**p shoot out asap!
to absolutely destroy something, beat it into the ground, completely annihilate. can also be used to demonstrate how thoroughly you’ve beaten somebody in a compet*tion such as a game or sport. we smashtasticated them guys at football last night! that dog got smashtasticated by that car! i’m gonna smashtasticate this guy with a baseball bat.
opposite of a teto someone that pulls no girls and has a weak shoe game derek is not a teto hes a wewa !!! slang for wewahitchka>a small (sh*tty)town just east of panama city fl.known for it’s drug addicted dumb-*ss hog-hunting redneck inbreeders and mother-son s*xual encounters.and 2nd cousin marriages resulting in semi-r*t*rded children .who […]