crint


a less offensive/alternate form of the australian usage of the word c-nt.

a. a complete fool/-rs-hole. or
b. a good friend. or
c. a v-g-n-.
a. “you f-cking crint!”
– someone just punched you.

b. “g’day, crint.”
– you see a mate of yours.

c. “i’m gonna kick your crint in.”
– you are about to cave in a v-g-n- with your boot.
lint found in ones crack. combination of words crack and lint.
that plumbers crint is hot.
a delicious pastry that comes in an unlimited number of flavours. example; racist crints, sample crints; spidge crints (see spidge), fake crints, sugar crints, 25% less sodium crints, magic crints, powercrints, mouthwash crints, alcohol crints, speakers crints, etc.
i got a little lonely, made a batch of crints.

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