Crinton
for a person or group of people to take the exceedingly long way to complete a simple task. “you are a crinton” can be used instead of saying “why did you do it like that, there is an easier way you know”
“he/she pulled a crinton as he/she could have just as easily pushed this b-tton instead of running down the hall, calling someone, running back only to push the same b-tton”
“he/she was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home.”
“he/she is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something.”
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