criofan


spotting a wild criofan is the equivalent of having a really good nose pick – juicy , interesting and crisp. a wild criofan can be found in a burrito screaming “awugawuga”
“this sure is a fine , tasty cut of meat !” ” yeah its called a criofan ! it comes with extra pringles too !”

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