crip dick
an extremely small p-n-s most often completely lacking testes. similar to a microp-n-s except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. it is called crip d-ck because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.
becky laughed at tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip d-ck.
it doesnt help girls to kick crips in the b-lls because they dont have any due to their crip d-cks.
the crip tried to have the male prost-tute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
(krip-dyk)
a person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.
crippled (crip) dictator (d-ck).
look at that cripd-ck barking out orders, who does he think he is?
a crip with a big -ss d-ck and knows how to work it.
after we f-cked i told him it was alot better then being drunk nd he said of course it is… its crip d-ck.
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