cripple biscuits
what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.
biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone’s prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
“john was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he’s sh-te, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time”
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