Crippy
high quality grade marijuana, usually from florida. typically has a lot of red hairs, high crystal concentration, and a pungent smell. the term itself encomp-sses a wide variety of buds, but it’s usually grown in orlando, and gets around to basically everywhere in florida, from jacksonville, to tampa, to ft. myers and miami. the term actually originated because even a little bit of this stuff will leave you couchlocked for hours.
“i got two pounds of crippy weed, and i’m rolling through saint cloud” – the supervillains
“we had 2 grams of crippy weed last night, i don’t remember what we did, but i know we didn’t move off that d-mn couch till about 3 in the morning”
really good weed.
crippy is the same thing as hydro. you smoke it, the high creeps up on you, hence the name: crippy.
sometimes found with red hairs in it, truly a beautiful sight for a pothead.
stoner 1- “duuude, i think im flying!”
stoner 2- “no man, its just the crippy.”
also known as “krippy” its a slang name for hydroponic florida grown marijuana. the indoor grow capital of the world. this is just “good” cannabis, but other states grow a million times better and organically farmed vs the nutrient pumped crippy weed.
krippy high-grade is not the best but not the worst, it is grown strictly by illegal and legal cuban immigrants in southwest, southeast, and even central florida.
the appearance is almost always the same as they only grow a few varieties of strains. excessive orange hairs, fresh-plant smell, fluffy buds, medium thc levels is a dead-give away of indoor-grown floridian cannabis. it is often distributed throughout all the major floridia cities and even north up the coast line on 95
“you got any crippy?”
miami slang for bud that is good or kind
hey you got the crippies or just the regs.
crippled, homeless people typically seen begging for change. crippled people who live a hippy lifestyle, not working, doing drugs and looking for hand-outs.
i don’t give money to crippies, no matter how funny their sign. there are plenty of jobs that don’t require legs.
adjective used to describe food that has been cooked to a crispy texture.
can be used by people with lisps.
some crippy perogi please
i want my bacon crippy!
a disabled person. also known as a disabled or a cripplie.
the crippy required wheelchair access.
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