Crisco wristwatch


referenced in the frank zappa song “broken hearts are for -ssholes” from the alb-m sheik yerbouti.
the context is as follows: ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer p–p chute -wrist-watch; crisco- (crisco wristw-tch for the purposes of this example)
stick your hand in a can of crisco until it’s lubed all around. then insert your hand/fist in a woman’s r-ct-m until your watch tickles her stink star.

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