Crisi
an amazing girl who is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever meet. she’s fairly smart and has a great imagination. she’ll come up with the funniest nicknames you’ve ever heard! all guys love her and all girls are jealous of her. is popular no matter what because of her personality. a really ravishing chick 😉
john: crisi is so hot! i’d bang her anyday!
sarah: she’s just a sl-t.
john: no way. you’re just jealous!
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