crisis christian
a follower of the christian faith or a christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. this is moderately similar to a holiday christian though the attendance of a holiday christian is more predictable. crisis christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.
person 1: “my husband lost is job. we went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. now he has a fantastic job and we don’t need to go to church anymore!”
person 2: well you’re quite the crisis christian, aren’t you?
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