Crisp Lottery
offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. what will they take? a p-ss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! come and play the crisp lottery.
whilst eating some crisps
friend – “oi oi crisp lottery”
you – “o go on then”
friend –
you – “you just lost the crisp lottery”
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