Crispification


a white girl in the sun for three hours without sunscreen.
not wearing sunscreen and planting tomatoes for three hours today was a sure recipe for self-crispification

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    to be lame and act in a grandma-like fashion. daisys typically dont show up to events and on the rare occasion that they do, they have a curfew usually before sunset. also, to be called a daisy is an insult because it is synonymous with the word “chat”. “my knees are cold and i have […]

  • ight

    short for aight which is short for allright me: im funna go over thurr u: ight yo 6 more definitions ight is originated from the word “alright” but people over the years have become to lazy to say alright. ight is most common among skaters,punks and gangsters. it is a very fun word to use. […]

  • The Dumper

    the bathroom, or toilet. often in reference to a port-o-potty, or other disgusting place to leave a sloppy one. we can’t leave yet, mom is still in the dumper. after eating all those beans — refried and pinto — i am going to have to spend some quality time in the dumper. i didn’t want […]

  • Thee Molestee

    to look up a s-xual predator, go to his/her house, and wait to be taken advantage of! jimmy still hasn’t come back after he decided to test out thee molestee!

  • The Fourth of July

    the action of a girl giving your oral s-x as she has a mouthful of pop rocks. my girlfriend gave me the fourth of july last night, and i haven’t been that turned on in months!


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