Crispy Bojorquez


a preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. to perform a crispy bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the crispy bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her b-tt. they then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their -n-s, into the receiver’s mouth. upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried t-rd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. crispy bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.
ew! i cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!

johnnys p-ssed out…lets crispy bojorquez him!

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