the most delicious food ever and everyone needs to try it.
best served with maple syrup and lemon.
caleb: what are you going to order?
ruby: crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
caleb: yum, that sounds delicious, i heard its really good from here.
ruby: yes, me too.
- jewrr*ssic park
a very fun name for the holocast “i’m lucky i wasn’t put in jewrr*ssic park
- cowgirl supreme
s*x in a way that a very huge fat v*g*n* eats a whole d*ck off while the man licking the c*nts mooseknuckle until she cheeses on the guys nostrils and lips. i had a cowgirl supreme last night, and it tasted like spaghetti and meatb*lls!!
- fat p*ssy b*tch
a m*th*r f*cker who acts like a c*nt shut up you fat p*ssy b*tch
- shooting with the freedom brothers
a circle jerk consisting of men who feel overwhelmingly insecure about their masculinity and feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them how “manly” they are every single chance they get. they may also have aggressive s*xuality har*ssment and rape tendencies toward women, because they are after all nothing more than pieces of meat […]