Crissie


pretty but stupid. really stupid. usually from georgia and can’t stop playing dress up or popping out babies. annoyed at being seen for what she is.
wow – when i said what a low rent crissie she is, she blew her over bleached top!
someone who is very hot, that has a hard life, but pushes past life’s problems looking for the good things.
that person is a mighty crissie
a girl who likes to eat fish.
crissie is hungry so she will eat some salmon.

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