Crisstian


the official religion of anyone worshiping the amazing darren criss. the members of this religion must have joined around the year 2009, with the release of a very potter musical. they frown upon people who only love criss through glee. the religion is quickly growing and encomp-ssing such websites as facebook, tumblr, twitter, youtube, and mysp-ce.
“i was feeling really down, so i watched some avpm.”

“nothing like some good crisstian worship to make you feel better.
a crisstian is an amazing person with one of the best personalities in the world. they are the most kind and caring person you will ever come across. crisstian’s hilarious and can make feel better whenever your down. they are known for his awesome hair even if he doesnt agree. “crisstian” is the true definition of a ninja. they’re the person you always want to be around, the person who can always make you smile. they give the best hugs and is there for you whenever where ever. crisstians are total s-xbombs and everyone wants one. they’re talented in everyway especially musically. they are loyal to his friends. a crisstian is the kind of person everyone wants to know.
person a: how do you spell s-xbomb?
person b: crisstian

guy: you are the nicest and most awesome person in the world and im lucky to have you
girl: dont tell bull everyone knows your just using the deffinition for a crisstian.

guy a: omg! did u see that ninja??
guy b: um dude dont you mean a crisstian?

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