Crit Clit
cl-toral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. those suffering from crit cl-t are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.
stage racer: man, you made so much money after winning that criterium last weekend ! i bet you’re going to go shopping on monday !
crit racer: no, i’m saving up all my prize money so i can get l-b–plasty. my crit cl-t is sooooo bad right now.
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